Kevin is here.
Nobody knows why.

The token for every Kevin you've ever known and never understood. No utility. No roadmap. Just Kevin.

Buy Kevin a coffee Read the file $KEVIN · Arc

EXHIBIT A — subject observed, 9:14 AM, still hasn't said anything

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Nobody remembers hiring Kevin. He's in every meeting, every group chat, every cap table. He doesn't do much — he just shows up, holds his coffee, and somehow he's still here.

$KEVIN is the coin for every Kevin you've ever known and never understood. Built on Arc. Floated on vibes. No whitepaper, because nobody's ever gotten a straight answer out of Kevin either.

FILED ATTRIBUTESUNCONFIRMED

Department

Unassigned. Has a badge. Nobody issued it.

Known skills

Refilling the coffee pot to exactly one inch. Standing near the printer.

Chain

Arc. Kevin did not choose this. Nobody asked him.

Roadmap

None on file. Kevin has never filed anything on time.

"I don't think Kevin was ever officially onboarded. I just started seeing him around." — Anonymous coworker, exit interview

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